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I just found this on Craigslist.
‘Want it from behind while playing Super Mario Bros.’
I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
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I’ve went through a block of 200 plain pieces of paper for my revision this year. owch. nearly over though. come on wednesday.
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again (via hablup)
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Critters + imagination + math = stuff that makes sense for the first time in my life.
introducing… SPOONS!
Anderson Cooper gets a surprise visit from Turtle Man for his Birthday! #AC360
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